My friend was kind enough to bring me the latest fad in energy drinks. Go Girl! no really… it’s called “Go Girl”.

This specially formulated drink is both refreshing and functional. It is a low calorie energy boost with essential vitamins, magnesium and taurine wihch benefit the body, mind and soul. Also includes SUPER CITRIMIAX a natural appetite supressant. No Sugar No Guilt!

Get your fix and loose wait? The boys are going to love it!

What an evil twist of face that a boy with a hot body should turn out to taste like an aerosol can. Like some poor animal who eagerly licks an attractive substance, but then repulsed by the chemical taste and dry mouth backs away only to return later as if there was some magnetic attraction. You know it tastes bad but you really just want to try again. Maybe he missed a spot? But alas, all his flesh has been tainted. All those corporate promises to make something already perfectably edible acceptable to the uplifted noses of the masses.