What an evil twist of face that a boy with a hot body should turn out to taste like an aerosol can. Like some poor animal who eagerly licks an attractive substance, but then repulsed by the chemical taste and dry mouth backs away only to return later as if there was some magnetic attraction. You know it tastes bad but you really just want to try again. Maybe he missed a spot? But alas, all his flesh has been tainted. All those corporate promises to make something already perfectably edible acceptable to the uplifted noses of the masses.